Humorous quotes that will make you LOL…

We’ve all heard that laughter is the best medicine, but do you know why? Not only does laughter put you in a feel good mood, but it can also strengthen your immune system, help to decrease pain, and help alleviate stress. I guess that’s why Charlie Chaplin said, “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” Read these 17 quotes to not only LOL, but to help your health.

1. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

2. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White

3. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

4. “I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.” – Unknown

6. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.” – Ann Landers

7. “I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.” – Unknown

8. “Next time a stranger talks to you when you’re alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, ‘You can see me?’ “ – Unknown

9. “My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.” – Bill Murray

10. “What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?” – Unknown

11. “Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.” – Unknown

12. “One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better. ” – Unknown

13. “I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from ‘you probably shouldn’t say that.’ To ‘what the hell, let’s see what happens.’ ” – Unknown

15. “A good friend is like a really good bra… difficult to find, supportive, lifts you up, and is always close to your heart.” – Unknown

By Kim Holderness