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Funny Quotes To Make Your Quarantine A Little Bit Better

It is indisputable that this pandemic has caused so much damage—some that is irreversible. But, if there’s one thing that we can take from this, we should learn that even if we cannot control what is going on at the moment, and even if we feel that we have no grip on anything that is happening, we must find something to take happiness in, or something to laugh about. Even if laughing isn’t a solution to all problems, it sure can provide you with some relief and remind you that whatever is going on in your life is just temporary. That being said, here are 13 quotes to give you a laugh in this unconventional time!

1. Never in a million years could I have imagined going to a bank teller with a mask on and asking for money. – Unknown

2. My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. – Unknown

4. When this quarantine is over, lets not tell some people. – Unknown

5. Right about now, many parents are going to discover the teacher wasn’t the problem. – Unknown

6. I ate 12 times and took 5 naps and it’s still today. – Unknown

7. This lockdown can go three ways… you either come out a hunk, a chunk or a drunk. – Unknown

8. Because of the huge increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS have joined forces and are now Fed-Up. – Unknown

9. Corona virus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides and walks. – Unknown

10. Until further notice, the days of the week are now called, thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday. – Unknown

11. Paranoia has reached absurd stages… I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own. – Unknown



By Kim Holderness

Still Moments

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